dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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