You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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