what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
my liver is dry heaving
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
