so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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