Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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