My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I have feelings that need drinking.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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