Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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