Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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