but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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