I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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