Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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