I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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