at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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