is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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