I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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