Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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