your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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