What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
the raccoons are back...
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