come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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