brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My friends, they love my intelligence
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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