You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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