you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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