never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
