i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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