Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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