ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She even gives head with a lisp.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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