Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Green mimosas i think yes
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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