Sponge bath it is.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
