Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Reggie can tackle my bush.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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