I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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