I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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