This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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