That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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