I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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