im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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