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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Can you repeat that, but with context?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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