i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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