we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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