you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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