but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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