If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
