You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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