dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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