ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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