at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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