the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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