just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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