We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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