Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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