How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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