at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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