I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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