Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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