Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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