this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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