And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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